Welcome back to TO THE MANOR PORN where we continue to peek into the lives of those POSH KNOBS and CUNTS who inhabit the country. Meet Lord and Lady MOUSENTOUCHET thats MUSNT TOUCH IT to you and me, who are in a spot of financial bother. Scene 1 Lord and Lady MOUSENTOUCHET are doing everything possible to keep their heirlooms and possessions out of the hands of the bailiffs and whilst his lordship is getting used to the world of downsizing in his new Capri, Lady M is entertaining the bailiffs in the only way she knows. With the loss of the family tree too much to bare, she proffers up her own tidy garden in exchange for keeping the family jewels. Scene 2 Lord M is desperately trying to raise some cash but is having no luck. With no cash to pay his staff he has to start laying them, off that is. First up for the chop sorry cock is CLAUDIA, the housemaid who is a dab hand at dusting down the shelves and cleaning behind the foreskin. She waits to see what redundancy package is available, before giving her masters old boy one last polishing while GILES, his lordships trusted chauffeur, takes her for one last ride round the back. Scene 3 Why go for the difficult brown when an easy pink is always available Lord M is playing snooker with his friend Simon who is offering a way out of his difficulties by putting an offer down on the manor but Lord M is not having it. He leaves to go and lick his wounds. Simon notices one of the stable hands through the window and calls her over. He reassures her that her job is safe and stresses that he doesnt find her a distraction and to be less formal from now on and to call him master and not sir. Scene 4 Upstairs Downstairs. Old friend Lady Martha Muck has come to stay at the Manor to offer support to her friends in this difficult time. Martha goes up to her room to await Jeremy the young houseboy who is bringing up her bag. Poor old Jeremy he doesnt stand a chance as this randy filly prepares to mount her ride Scene 5 The Last Supper. Lord and Lady M and their friends Simon and Martha have gathered for one last hurrah. With no staff left his Lordship has prepared a final meal, Beans On Toast, much to the horror of the others. Out of politeness they try to eat but soon move onto each other for pudding leaving Lord M out in the cold. Clearly feeling left out he tries to make a last stand but with no cash and no friends left he is put out of his misery as Lady M gives him the red card for good NOBLES OBLIGE Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 1 hours 30 min